This is my kitty cat. This is his kitty fat. It goes PAT-PAT-PAT.
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im like a kitten i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute
if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend
reasons why fall is superior:
-no heat
-chilly weather
-no sweating
-halloween
-sweaters
-boots
-jeans
-no shaving
-flannel
-pumpkin spice everything
-leaves changing colors
-pumpkins
-cute animals getting ready to hibernate
-cozy pajamas
-thanksgiving
-it’s not summer
-candy
-fall scents
-literally everything
-hot chocolate
- Thanksgiving
- BUGS HAVE RETURNED TO HELL WHERE THEY BELONG
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies
Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it
She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
fact, black cats are less likely to be adopted because of superstition. re blog if you love these little bundles of fur just as much as any other kitty.
